Beautiful Crazy: Small Town Friends to Lovers Romance (Bardstown Series Book 3) by Susan Renee

Author:Susan Renee [Renee, Susan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Jacked Up Publishing
Published: 2021-12-06T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 12

Emmett

Me: Happy Valentine’s Day motherfuckers! Your Louisville bro finally got the valentine he’s been waiting for!

Graham: Does this mean what I think it means?

Asher: You finally got a penis sleeve? #bigger #thicker #longer

Graham: LOL!

Me: Nah bruh. Even better.

Asher: You lucky dog!! You got that new automatic heated pocket pussy with the cool touch screen? I’m super jelly right now!

Beckham: Ash, I think you need to get yourself laid, buddy. Go wipe that jelly off and put some clothes on.

Asher: How do you know I haven’t gotten laid?

Me: No assholes! I’m talking about Emily. ME and EMILY.

Graham: What the Fuuuuuck? You finally did it?! Lacey’s gonna freak!

Beckham: Hadley is giddy dancing in the middle of the kitchen as we speak.

Me: We didn’t do it like…DO it do it. But we finally talked about things and decided it’s what we both want. *Smiley emoji*

Asher: *eye roll emoji* Tell me you’re an adult now without TELLING me you’re an adult now. #nosex #letstalk

Beckham: Yes Ash. Grown adults are capable of not fucking like bunnies with the ones they love.

Asher: You’re old Beck. Fucking is GLORIOUS.

Graham: Says the twenty-two-year-old.

Beckham: Ash, right now you’re just fucking. When you find “the one” it all changes. Trust me. Emmett, Congratulations from Hadley and me. And right before the wedding too. Great timing. Don’t fuck it up.

Me: Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Graham: You’ll be fine. So, what are you doing with her for V-day?

Me: HA! Going to a singles night event. It’s work for her. I’m tagging along to keep the sharks at bay.

Beckham: ‘Atta boy. Can’t wait to see you Friday.

Me: Ditto that! How’s the wedding cake coming along? Is Hadley a nervous wreck?

Beckham: You mean the four-layer cake that she’s now baked ten layers for so she could pick the perfectly baked layers out of the bunch? Nah, she’s not nervous at all. *Wink emoji* Actually, I think she’s more nervous of how her mom will like everything. We had a lot of work done on the barn out back so we could have the reception there. You wouldn’t even recognize it now.

Me: Can’t wait to see it! Hey Graham, when’s Hadley getting’ her tat?

Graham: Lol! It’s done! She didn’t want to wait once she saw Lacey’s. I changed it up a little to fit her personality. Is Emily ready for hers? *smirk emoji*

Me: If I could put her in that chair tomorrow, I would.

Graham: Ha! Yeah, I know you would. We all know it. Can’t wait for us all to party together this weekend.

Me: Amen to that. See y’all soon! And give Mom a kiss for me.

Graham: *Thumbs up emoji*

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